he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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