Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
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