singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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