I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
he's gonorrhea incarnate
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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