oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
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First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
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He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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