check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
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