I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
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im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
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Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
I still have a little drunk in my system
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
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