Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
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I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
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Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
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