Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
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coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
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He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
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