Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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