sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
the day after is always just damage control
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
Randomize
