Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
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We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
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Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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