Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
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