Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
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I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
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I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
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