I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
wow bdsm is so cute
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