Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
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Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
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I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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