I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
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I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
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In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
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