That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
we're making bets on your personal life
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
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All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
On second thought, is it weird that I scheduled a surgery that determines my fertility around lingerie football night? I might have fucked up priorities.
Absolutely not. I would have done the exact same thing.
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
I just forgot I was standing up.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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