last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
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