Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
No subtext here. People are naked.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
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