I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
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