i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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