when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
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Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
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There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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