How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
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It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
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You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
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