So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
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