he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
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Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
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before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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