You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
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We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
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A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
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