i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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