Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
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we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
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One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
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I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
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