But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
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Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
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Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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