perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
He uses pillows to masturbate.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
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sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
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He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
Drake has all the answers
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
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