Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
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