So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
Randomize
