3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
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She's like a pop up book from hell.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
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My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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