if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
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The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
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I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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