Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
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