maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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