I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
How do I know I'm high? Let me count the ways.
1. I put the milk in the cupboard, 2. Everything tastes fucking amazing, 3. My dog is really soft, 4. The lunesta butterfly flew out of my tv and touched me
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
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