Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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