Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
Also epiphany: I gotta quit fucking with dudes that have never seen Harry Potter. They all turn out to be shitheads who probably eat honeydew.
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
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