Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
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There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
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I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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