The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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