yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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