Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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