NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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