It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
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I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
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Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
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