don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
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