I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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