He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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