I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
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I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
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He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
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