Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
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There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
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My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
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