Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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