So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
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Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
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Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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