You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
I was so drunk I accidentally put in two tampons.
I tried to talk you out of it. You were worried about alcohol being a blood thinner.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
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