Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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