i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
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