so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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