the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
We had to coat check the pizza.
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
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