Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
Hahahahahahhajahahahahajajjajahjahahajahahajajahahahajjajajahahjajajajajahahahajjjajajaahhahhahahahahahahahaha dominos taxi
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
We are all done wearing pants today
This couple is walking their pig around campus
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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